OH the ducks go by quack quack quack quack....and things go up- woooo and things go down and the world goes around and around and around and around...

well well well.......i miss camp. harcore, and i can't wait for jr. staff training. 17 DAYS EVERYBODY!!!!!!
ya'll HAVE to write to me June 12-17 @:
Emily Waldorf
Camp Phillip
W9944 Buttercup Ave.
Wautoma, WI 54982
and of course i'll write you back- if i have time. and, another thing, i absolutely LOVE letters- well, snail mail of course!

anywhodiddle.....

ya know what my favorite holiday of the year is?
rachel's birthday.
it was monday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!!
it was a spectacular day and i loved it. i love to see her so happy :)
and i'm glad she liked my present. i made her a video of everyone saying happy birthday, like everyone, and it was real fun. :)
i love you Rachel and i hope you had an awesome day!
p.s. CANT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!! ha ha :-P

so.....we had a car wash for soccer last night. it was fun. i liked it. :) and we raised almost $200. so hopefully we can raise more next tuesday- and all of you HAVE to come.

we have our first regional game tomorrow vs. university lake school. i'm nervous. i will seriously cry when it is my last game with alaina, cuz i love her. and i've played with her for 3 years. :( tear.

ali, i'm mad at you, rachel and i were sleeping every so nice in the library yesterday, and no, you had to come up and hit us with books and RUDELY wake us up. NOT COOL KIDDO, NOT COOL AT ALL.

so last night my little brother had a band concert. and i was like, oh well what the heck, i'll go. and it reminded me of the days that i was in band and just everything. but what is this world coming to? seriously, these little 6th graders dress like sluts. its crazy. i wont let my kids be weird, gothic, or slutty cuz thats just not cool.........wow, i'm dumb.

jordan- you still owe me dinner, and you've owed me dinner for like- EVER!!!!! :( i'm sad.

in foods, we had to decorate cakes, and me and jord made a golf course, and out of like, 20 cakes, we took 4th. so that was kinda cool, except that we didnt get along pretty much the whole time we made it. lol. gotta love bein in love! ha ha......... jk jk

OOOOOO.....I ALMOST FORGOT!!!
so, saturday, rachel, megan, and i went to the baseball tournament. we decided that we are going to go to pretty much all of the baseball games this season, so we are making ourselves the MLFs.....meaning:
Major League Fans, and it will be fun, so we dressed up today cuz they have a game. lol. baseball season will be fun this year girls!!!!

im goin up north this weekend for like the first time in FOREVER. i'm real excited. :) and jord might be coming. and that would be even more fun!

OOOOOO, Congrats steve on your grand slam!! that was awesome!!!!!!!

last week i went to the brookfield east girls soccer game, who is ranked #1 in state, and i went because my friend brookley who's a frosh is on the team, which is pretty amazing. they're quite good. i'm jealous i'm not on a team like that. for instance, one girl did the hand-stand throw in thing. it was so awesome.

ya know whats real weird. monday was my last monday ever with jordan. and today was our last student council meeting together. and everything is just ending. and its really kinda sad. :'(

so we're reading the Great Gatsby in adv comp right now and i actually like it. i really hate reading but i like this book.

i have some pet peeves:

1. i HATE it when people dont wear their seat belts. its so stupid. you have like a 90% greater chance of dying w/o your seatbelt. some people only care about their "self image" and thats retarded. wear your frickin seat belt.

2. it really bothers me when people don't use their blinkers. grrr.....

3. i hate it when people stuff all their worksheets n stuff in their books or notebooks. and then they complain they can never find anything. i hate it. people are so stupid.

4. i also hate it when people make fun of camp. thats just not cool.

5. OOOHHHH this urks me beyond anything. i hate it when people go to sports games just for the social aspect of it, and just to make an appearance. not because they actually like watching the sport. i think its so stupid.

moving on................PIANO RECITAL. i had piano recital this weekend. it was a good time...ha ha. me and behm had some funny talks. i'll post pics later. i'm really gunna miss danny and bub next year. and of course jordan. but i've known those 2 since frosh year, and we use to be really good friends. we have to stay friends next year or i'll be sad. :(

i'm real excited for the outdoor dance next week! its gunna be so fun.

i CANT wait to get out of school. only 2 more full days, and 3 half days. THANK YOU GOD!

so guess what? MY BIRTHDAY IS IN ONE MONTH FROM YESTERDAY!!!! i'm so excited!

i really need to go water skiing soon. i'm going through withdrawl.

lol ali, i'm not mad at you, just kidding. congrats on glinda (sp?)!!!!! :)
you're always the pretty one. i'm excited to see it next year.

i picked my parking spot for next year today. #112. i'm right inbetween steph and steve!!! ha ha. it will be fun.

ok, well, i should really get goin cuz i have to go to latin now. but have a good day.
much love........................xoxo

a truly crappy entry

well well well, its been a while. i hope you enjoyed my prom pictures.

PROM: definatley an awesome time. everyone looked so gorgeous and it was just so fun. and the lack of drama made it a good experience. :)

SOCCER: could be better, could be worse. chances of me getting 1st team all conf this year are quite slim. thats a bummer. :( I hate it how our whole team is plagued with injury. we have either 0 or 1 sub. its horrible. grrrr......oh well.

SCHOOL: school is busy. lots of homework and projects lately. BUT, i did get an A- on my huge deibert research paper so i was excited about that. woo hoo. oh yeah, and i got my ACT score back. its not as good as i wanted. :( i'm taking it again.......i HATE tests.

LIFE: life is good. really good. things with friends are great. things with jordan are fantastic. things with family are superb. everything is just peachy :) thanks God, you rock.

PIANO: sucks horribly. i hate our new teacher. and we have our recital on sunday. POOP. no one should come, that means you jordan.

WEATHER: is horrible. pretty much constant clouds and rain. its really depressing. and SO cold and yuck. practices and games have been horid lately.

PHYSICAL THERAPY: is fine. sometimes painful, but overall its helping slowly. but i still have about 3 more weeks to go. bummer. BUT, i do get to miss a fare share of school for it so thats pretty sweet eh?

survivor ends sunday. i REALLY REALLY hope tom wins.........he's so flippin awesome. i love survivor. and beth should be on it.

ER ends next thursday. its going to be SO sad, i'm definatley going to cry, hardcore, cuz Dr. Carter is leaving :'( i love ER more than survivor, if you can imagine! so i'm going to shut my phone off sunday night from 7-10, and next thursday from 9-10 so dont even TRY to call me. (just thought i'd give ya a heads up)

well, there are 29 DAYS TILL JR. STAFF TRAINING!!!!!!! i am so psyched. last year of jr staff though i'm definatley gunna ball. "balling buddies!!"
speaking of camp, a group of us are meeting at stephs tomorrow for dinner. that will be awesome!!! cant wait to see you guys!

soccer tourney tomorrow at WLA. i was excited for it, till i found out wisco was going. that definatley puts a damper on things.......blah. and the weather is going to SUCK.

its really starting to dawn on me just how busy my summer will be. check it out:
JUNE
2- last day of school!!
12-17- JUNIOR STAFF TRAINING (you should all write to me!!)
24- my birthday! woo hoo!!!
25- jordan's grad. party
24-26- country USA (?)
29-leave for MIKES WEDDING OUT WEST!!!
JULY
8- come home from Montanna
9- spend the ENTIRE day with friends, jordan, and doing laundry
10-17- hopefully camp, specialty week!!!!
21-possibly leave for vacation
22-31- vacation up north!!!!!!
AUGUST
7-13- hopefully camp!!
24-school(???)

the rest of my days will hopefully be spent with friends, Jordan, random weekends at the cabin, babysitting maybe, baseball games, and everything else.
*i cant wait till summer*

other than that, not too much else is new.
so my mom got my dad this little book called "Thoughts from the Commode...." which means the toilet. and there is a bunch of funny stuff in it that i thought i'd share with you, so laugh away...

"In the home, chamber pots were used to collect wastes, but common practice was to simply throw waste out the window. In England it became customary to warn others by yelling, Gardez l'eau!, which means in French, 'Watch out for the water!' "

"The word crap, in all likelihood, is derived from either the Dutch word krappen, or the old French crappe. In either language, it means 'waste or useless objects.' "

quotes:
"The most overrated activity in humans is sexual intercourse, while the most underrated is having a bowel movement." ~anonymous

"Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in." ~Lyndon B. Johnson

random facts:
"In Roman times, men would seal deals by urinating together and 'crossing their streams.' "

jokes:
"A drunk gets up drom the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from that direction. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, "what's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." The bartender opens the door and looks in. "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

this ones' real funny!!:
"A guy showed up at his favorite bar with new eye glasses. His friends complimented him on how good they looked on him and he told them how much better he could see because everything looked bigger. After a few beers, he said, "Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute." When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet. "What happened to you?" his friends asked. "I don't know," he replied. "I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked to big to be mine, so I put it back."
LOL.

i'll have more of those for you later.
i'm goin to eat dinner.
love ya'll, emily