a truly crappy entry

well well well, its been a while. i hope you enjoyed my prom pictures.

PROM: definatley an awesome time. everyone looked so gorgeous and it was just so fun. and the lack of drama made it a good experience. :)

SOCCER: could be better, could be worse. chances of me getting 1st team all conf this year are quite slim. thats a bummer. :( I hate it how our whole team is plagued with injury. we have either 0 or 1 sub. its horrible. grrrr......oh well.

SCHOOL: school is busy. lots of homework and projects lately. BUT, i did get an A- on my huge deibert research paper so i was excited about that. woo hoo. oh yeah, and i got my ACT score back. its not as good as i wanted. :( i'm taking it again.......i HATE tests.

LIFE: life is good. really good. things with friends are great. things with jordan are fantastic. things with family are superb. everything is just peachy :) thanks God, you rock.

PIANO: sucks horribly. i hate our new teacher. and we have our recital on sunday. POOP. no one should come, that means you jordan.

WEATHER: is horrible. pretty much constant clouds and rain. its really depressing. and SO cold and yuck. practices and games have been horid lately.

PHYSICAL THERAPY: is fine. sometimes painful, but overall its helping slowly. but i still have about 3 more weeks to go. bummer. BUT, i do get to miss a fare share of school for it so thats pretty sweet eh?

survivor ends sunday. i REALLY REALLY hope tom wins.........he's so flippin awesome. i love survivor. and beth should be on it.

ER ends next thursday. its going to be SO sad, i'm definatley going to cry, hardcore, cuz Dr. Carter is leaving :'( i love ER more than survivor, if you can imagine! so i'm going to shut my phone off sunday night from 7-10, and next thursday from 9-10 so dont even TRY to call me. (just thought i'd give ya a heads up)

well, there are 29 DAYS TILL JR. STAFF TRAINING!!!!!!! i am so psyched. last year of jr staff though i'm definatley gunna ball. "balling buddies!!"
speaking of camp, a group of us are meeting at stephs tomorrow for dinner. that will be awesome!!! cant wait to see you guys!

soccer tourney tomorrow at WLA. i was excited for it, till i found out wisco was going. that definatley puts a damper on things.......blah. and the weather is going to SUCK.

its really starting to dawn on me just how busy my summer will be. check it out:
JUNE
2- last day of school!!
12-17- JUNIOR STAFF TRAINING (you should all write to me!!)
24- my birthday! woo hoo!!!
25- jordan's grad. party
24-26- country USA (?)
29-leave for MIKES WEDDING OUT WEST!!!
JULY
8- come home from Montanna
9- spend the ENTIRE day with friends, jordan, and doing laundry
10-17- hopefully camp, specialty week!!!!
21-possibly leave for vacation
22-31- vacation up north!!!!!!
AUGUST
7-13- hopefully camp!!
24-school(???)

the rest of my days will hopefully be spent with friends, Jordan, random weekends at the cabin, babysitting maybe, baseball games, and everything else.
*i cant wait till summer*

other than that, not too much else is new.
so my mom got my dad this little book called "Thoughts from the Commode...." which means the toilet. and there is a bunch of funny stuff in it that i thought i'd share with you, so laugh away...

"In the home, chamber pots were used to collect wastes, but common practice was to simply throw waste out the window. In England it became customary to warn others by yelling, Gardez l'eau!, which means in French, 'Watch out for the water!' "

"The word crap, in all likelihood, is derived from either the Dutch word krappen, or the old French crappe. In either language, it means 'waste or useless objects.' "

quotes:
"The most overrated activity in humans is sexual intercourse, while the most underrated is having a bowel movement." ~anonymous

"Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in." ~Lyndon B. Johnson

random facts:
"In Roman times, men would seal deals by urinating together and 'crossing their streams.' "

jokes:
"A drunk gets up drom the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from that direction. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, "what's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." The bartender opens the door and looks in. "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

this ones' real funny!!:
"A guy showed up at his favorite bar with new eye glasses. His friends complimented him on how good they looked on him and he told them how much better he could see because everything looked bigger. After a few beers, he said, "Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute." When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet. "What happened to you?" his friends asked. "I don't know," he replied. "I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked to big to be mine, so I put it back."
LOL.

i'll have more of those for you later.
i'm goin to eat dinner.
love ya'll, emily