2005: Every day is one step closer to ________.

Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life? Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:25,27,34

Thursday, November 04, 2004

reminiscing

so i am in adv bio right now. i was reading all of steph's old posts. this one really really made me laugh. lol. remember steph??? ha ha ha


Monday, May 03, 2004

Direct quote from Matt Smith's Blog: "would any girl want to be a guy just so theyd be able to pee on someone".Me.Once I complained to Matthew (as in Bown) about a person. His great words of advice "Piss on him". Yes, very good advice, I do realize, but I responded with this."I cannot aim!"And there is truth to that. I could not piss on someone because I could not aim well enough.Therefore, I would want to be a guy for a day so that I could piss on as many annoying people as I want.(Are you wondering what else Matthew suggested? Ok, I'll tell you. Pee in a jar. And throw it at them.A squirt gun, I think, would work better)

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